The Conversation

Oh my god. Why does my husband always wait until he’s completely tired to do the most important things? Like, really? Youre running on iced coffee, can barely form a typed sentence, and now is the time you choose to tackle something that actually matters? Genius. Nothing says “great decision-making” like being half-asleep while handling things that require focus and clarity. Then when something goes badly, he’s shocked—like wow, who could’ve seen that coming? I’m not even mad at the mistake at that point, I’m mad at the sheer audacity of thinking exhaustion is the perfect mindset for productivity. It’s maddening. Just. Go. To. Bed. You. Do. Have. To. Go. To Work Later!