an these damn dogs i swear to god. like bro why you gotta FOLLOW me everywhere?? i cant even take a shit in peace without u bustin in like "u ok hooman??" no IM NOT ok actually im tryin to shitt and ur breath smells like ass and old socks get OUT and the hair?? every damn where. on my bed, in my mouth, one time i sneezed and dog fur came out my nose. like why do u shed more than a snowstorm. i brush u and u still look like a tumbleweed exploded in my living room. tf dont get me STARTED on how u ignore me til i open a chip bag then suddenly u remember who feeds u. i say "sit" and u look at me like i owe u money but i open cheese n u speak fluent obedience.
i hug someone and this mf acts like i cheated on him. jumps in between us like "wtf u doin that MY hooman" calm down u dramatic mop i was huggn my mom
anyway love my dog but hes a furry lil demon and if he eats one more sock i’m callin an exorcist.
#Pets #DoggyCrap
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