man i’m a uncle 3 times now and i still don’t get how ppl like kids fr. they loud as hell, always runnin around breakin shit, cryin over nothin like the world ended cuz they dropped a damn nugget. every time my sister bring her kids over my whole apartment turn into a damn warzone. toys everywhere, juice on my couch, one of em tryna feed my dog cheetos like wtf???
ppl be like “you’ll want one someday” nah i’m good. i like my sleep. i like watchin tv without baby shark screamin in the back. i don’t wanna hear “uncle uncle uncle look” every 2 seconds just to see them jump half an inch like it’s the olympics. and why they always got sticky hands?? like how you sticky right after a bath?? They cool from far away, like i’ll like your lil drawing or whatever but don’t leave em here. i ain’t built for this kid chaos. i want peace, not cheerios in my shoe.
#NotMyKidsNotMyProblem #ChildFreeLiving #IDontBabysit
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