The Conversation

Dear Society,
Why the bloody hell are people always sticking their noses into other people’s shit?? I’ve been unemployed for a while and guess what happens? My parents have forced me to go to 4 fucking weddings (of their acquaintances if I might add) this month where every dumb fucking person has to fucking know what I’m planning to do! Let it be known that I just turned 22 and everyone wants to know when the hell I’m getting married. And worst of all, I hate crowds (because they give me terrible anxiety) and I hate weddings with a strong passion (Seriously though, why do weddings exist? “Oh look! This person and I want to declare our love to each other and chain ourselves legally to each other and we feel the need to flaunt it to the whole fucking world”) and I plan on never ever getting married but of course the Indian fucking society will never let that happen and I will probably end up married to a complete fucking stranger and spend the rest of my life wallowing in regret! I am trying SO HARD to not give in to society’s demands but it really feels fucking impossible sometimes! :(