The Conversation

I fucking swear every damn time some idiot fucking opens their stupid fucking mouth I wanna fucking grab their useless fucking head and smash the shit outta the fucking wall because these dumb fucking clowns think they’re hot fucking shit but they’re just fucking walking piles of useless fucking garbage. Every damn day I’m fucking surrounded by this shit-ass fucking nonsense, hearing the same stupid-ass fucking complaints from these whiny-ass fuckers who couldn’t pull their goddamn heads outta their sorry fucking asses if you stapled a fucking map to their ugly fucking foreheads.

I’m so goddamn sick of every single motherfucking thing being a drawn-out fuck-fest of pure fucking incompetence. You want a fucking coffee? Great, let’s wait twenty goddamn minutes while some slow-ass fucking barista acts like making a latte is fucking brain surgery. You want to walk? Cool, but don’t walk slow as frozen fucking molasses in the middle of the goddamn sidewalk like you own the fucking street, you inconsiderate shitbag.