Having one of those days? Let us hear it.

Bad day at work. Messed up some settings on a customer machine and feel stupid because I'm supposed to be the expert. Fixed it quickly, but still feel like an idiot.

Honestly, I prefer burger kings fries over mcdonalds, but i like mcdonalds burgers the best

Hate this professor. Hate. Hate.

Two weeks of barely any sleep... how am I even awake?! Brain's fried, feel like a zombie. Need sleep ASAP.

I am so lonely why can't I find a woman who wants me for me?

awkward doesn't even cover it. Finding out longtime high school friends were a secret couple and gay? Felt totally out of the loop.

It's like this switch just flipped, and suddenly all I can think about is... blonde. Like, not that there's anything wrong with brunettes, but damn, I just have this intense craving, this need to be with a blonde right now. It's like this primal urge, this laser focus on one specific thing. Blonde. Gotta have it. That's all there is to it!

seriously, what is WRONG with these absolute wankers?! It's RAINING, you complete and utter morons! D'OH! The freakin' clue is in the NAME! They're called FOG lights! F-O-G! Not rain lights, you brainless twats! Are you all just deliberately trying to blind everyone else on the road? God, some people are just unbelievably thick. FOG. LIGHTS. Get it through your tiny little skulls!

WTF is wrong with my MOM?! Every single time the toilet clogs, it's automatically my fault! Like, seriously?! Does she actually think it's that one measly sheet of toilet paper I used that caused some kind of plumbing apocalypse?! God damnit! It's like I'm living in a toilet paper blame game over here!

Im a black man and i can honestly say im sick of you white people as a whole.