What is the world doing wrong today?

Don't roll your eyes and tut when I ask you to move your shopping bag from a seat on the train. Selfish twat!

I wish the entire U.S. was a nudist colony. This way, I wouldn't have to pretend to be so nice to girls to get them to date me so I could get them in bed just to see what they look like naked. I'd rather know that they look horrible naked before wasting my time with them! #sex #intimacy

I have only two hours to spend with you... And all day I get 'I can't wait to see you baby' -- yup I'm here and guess what he's glued to call of duty. Damnit!

For fuck's sake ! College campuses are like a never-ending cycle of sickness. One person gets the sniffles, and before you know it, the entire floor is hacking up a lung. Can't people just take basic precautions? Wash their hands, cover their mouths, and for the love of God, don't come to class if you're contagious! It's not that hard. But no, instead, we get to enjoy the thrill of a campus-wide outbreak. Joy. Just what I needed to make my college experience complete.

I cant stand people who think they own the bloody halls in high school. its just like the road pick a bloody lane and stay in it, it is not that difficult!

For crying out loud, can we please just give student drivers a break?! They're already nervous and trying to focus on the road, and then some genius decides to lay on the horn because they're going 2 miles per hour under the speed limit. Like, seriously, what's the hurry? You're not going to die if you're a few minutes late. But hey, let's make the poor student driver even more anxious and self-conscious, right? Just... no. If you see a student driver, just chill, give them some space, and let them learn at their own pace. Your impatience isn't going to make them a better driver, but your kindness just might.

I love my husband unconditionally. But, that doesn't mean I have to share this delicious tuna noodle casserole.

As a kid I was told when I got older I'd be beating the girls off with a stick. Instead I'm just beating off my stick

i think i might be in love with my best friends ex. we hang out the ex tags along and we got to know each other more cause of it. i know me best bud wont like it. yet part of me doesn't care...what do i do?

I don't see the point why people waste so much damn time on stupid games that don't mean shit... how about you learn something or do something of fucking use instead? god damn!